
Hmmm.
I will be partnered with my ex, who plays way too many video games. I will have a Portal Gun and a knife. I like my chances. I can just keep portaling myself to higher and higher zombie-unreachable places until society completely crumbles and none of the buildings have portal surfaces left anymore. I bet I can survive for a good while.
My teammate is my gay buddy Gordon, and my weapon is the portal gun thingy (don’t berate me, i only played it once) from Portal 2.
I..think I’ll be okay. :D
My mother and Samus’s arm cannon? I think we’ll be fine.














